Chain Limericks

[tic chick]

There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
Whose feet were unusually adroit
She yearned to adorn 'em
Cause she was a gem femme

[Beader]

There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
Whose feet were unusually adroit
She yearned to adorn 'em
Cause she was a gem femme

Ay yi yi! :ambivalence: "Gem femme" rhymes with "adorn 'em"?
I gots to buy you a rhyming dictionary, woman! Not that I know where mine is at the moment.

How about some suggestions?

Hot shoes, never scorn 'em

With a lust close to p*rn, um [wrap to next line]

Great fit not to corn 'em

With new styles, haven't worn 'em

Additional rhymes:

Horn, born, torn, ~conform, mourn, morn, torn, warn
You could add an "ing" or "in'" before the "'em" [them]

Gotta shuck and jive with 'em! Wipe the dance floor with 'em!

[tic chick]

i checked on google and gem, femme (fem) em, them all rhyme. how are you pronouncing it? okay, i see...you are treating adorn 'em as one word, where as i was just rhyming with the last word, which is 'em.

There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
Whose feet were unusually adroit
She yearned to adorn 'em
With a bright vintage worn gem


ok?

[Beader]

Almost OK. I think you need another syllable in there, but I'm a real stickler. Maybe a short word before the "vintage".

[Beader]

There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
Whose feet were unusually adroit
She yearned to adorn 'em
With a bright vintage worn gem
Her coy wiles to podiatrically exploit.




WHERE can I find a real thesaurus online? I can't find my real one, still MIA in some unopened book box, and what I've come across on the net has been sub-par. Still, I like fondling the paper pages, flipping them around till I chance upon the exact right word.

Okey dokey, here's the new one --

There was a shoe lover from Philly
Whose obsession had grown willy nilly

[lor]

There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
Whose feet were unusually adoit
She yearned to adorn 'em
So no one would scorn 'em

[lor]

OOPS.....what happened


There was a shoe lover from Pilly
Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
Her feet, they were large

[Beader]

There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
Whose feet were unusually adroit
She yearned to adorn 'em
So no one would scorn 'em
Add a tutu and she'd be dancing en pointe.

[Beader]

There was a shoe lover from Pilly
Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
Her feet, they were large
As the bills on her charge

[lor]

There was a shoe lover from Philly
Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
Her feet, they were large
As the bills on her charge
So she went home and soaked them in chilli