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    Default Saw this one in the comment section of a onlince comic the other day

    Early one morning the Mole family awoke and Daddy mole climbed to the
    top of the mole hole and sniffed the air.

    "I smell bacon frying." he said.

    Momma mole crowded in beside him and sniffed the air,

    "I smell eggs cooking." she said.

    Baby mole tried and tried to get to the top but there was no room left
    so he said,

    "All I can smell is molasses!"

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    hey swanton!

    i read this joke earlier, didn't get it.

    20 minute's later i am in the kitchen getting a cup of tea, when it hit's me...mole-asses.

    lmao...too early in the morning, but funny anyways.

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    I didn't get it either. Then I read the next post...........LOL
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    ((((((Swanton Bomb))))))

    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Was sent this one by a friend of mine earlier today

    Today's Stock Report
    Helium was up, feathers were down.

    Paper was stationary.

    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.

    Knives were up sharply.

    Cows steered into a bull market.

    Pencils lost a few points.

    Hiking equipment was trailing.

    Elevators rose while escalators continued their slow decline.

    Weights were up in heavy trading.

    Light switches were off.

    Mining equipment hit rock bottom.

    Diapers remained unchanged.

    Sailboats stayed at an even keel while powerboats weathered the storm.

    PWC's buzzed to new heights.

    The market for raisins dried up.

    The soft drink industry fizzled.

    Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

    Sun peaked at midday.

    Balloon prices were inflated.

    And Scott tissue touched a new bottom.



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